Lauren is in the back with Tara, who’s desperately trying to make it through a six-pack (of bottles). She doesn’t think this is funny; she’s a world class athlete—she shouldn’t have to drink before a match. But she would go through a keg to get her hands on ODB, after what ODB did to her last week.

TARA (w/POISON) vs. ODB
Trailer Park Throwdown

ODB gives Tara, who’s looking like she’s going to puke, a bucket, but Tara whacks her with it. ODB rolls to the outside, where ODB whacks her a few more times with some sort of handle. Tara is poised to drop a coller on ODB’s head, but ODB takes a sip and spits some booze in her face. She wraps Tara up in caution tape, then hits her on the back with some sort of tray. She hits a punger to Tara’s butt, and they go back into the ring. There’s a ladder set up in the corner, and ODB catapults Tara into it. ODB starts to climb the ladder, but then randomly decides to bust out a step-ladder instead. A Splash gets two. ODB backs Tara into the corner and chokes her with a tiki torch. Tara flips her out. They get back to their knees. Each of them grabs a trash can, and…uh oh. Tara Body Slams ODB, sets a trashcan lid on top of her, and Moonsaults onto it. She starts to climb for another, but stumbles and falls off the turnbuckles. ODB chokes her out with a steel chain, and uses it to nail a Face Buster onto the chair.

WINNER: ODB