WWE Magazine
April 2007 Issue
Cash for Questions

Victoria ain’t the lady to mess with but, this month, she is the lady to answer your questions about breaking noses, tossing cookies and sleeping in racecar beds.

Let’s say you were guaranteed a year-long title reign, but your family’s pizzeria (Fat Tony’s) could only serve Totino’s Pizza Rolls and Juicy Juice for a whole year. Would you do it?
Yes. I would hate to sacrifice my awesome pizza-it’s a secret family recipe, but I live, breathe and sleep wrestling. It’s my No. 1 focus. I gave up my life for wrestling, so pizza is a sacrifice I’d be willing to make. We’d have to microwave the heck out of those pizza rolls, and I’d probably add some sex appeal by serving them while dressed in lingerie. I might pull a Candice, too, and spray the Juicy Juice all over myself. I bet that’d help business.

As one of the most accomplished Divas in WWE history, which other Diva is your favorite to tag up with?
I don’t know about that one. I can tell you who I’d love to fight though-Sensational Sherri. She’s my role model, and I love her style. It’d be a good fight-probably the most brutal women’s match in WWE history. And, yeah, I’ll toot my own horn and say I’d be able to take her out.

Would you rather be struck by lightning, or cursed by a spell of explosive vomiting during a WrestleMania title match?
I hate throwing up-the heaving, the headaches. It’s so awful. The last time I threw up, I was with Stacy Keibler and Jackie Gayda in San Antonio. I thought I could party a lot harder than them, but they ended up having to babysit me. They serve some strong drinks down there. I’ll take my chance with the lightning. I think I’m strong enough to live through it.

You’ve been both loved and hated by fans. Do you prefer to be the good girl, or the Head Bitch in Charge?
Head Bitch In Charge. I don’t fit the stereotype of a good girl. And my therapy takes place in the ring when I’m beating the crap out of people. That’s what I love. I’ll do anything to win. I’ve been caught biting, pulling hair, all kinds of illegal stuff. It’s what I do.

I’ve got a collection of Star Trek figures, I love Battlestar Galactica, and I sleep in a racecar bed. But I’m filthy rich. Would you date me?
Yes, but not because of the money. As long as you treated me with respect, I’d be happy. In fact, I’d assume you have a great sense of humor too, which is also a plus. And a racecar bed? Hey, the kinkier the better. Buckle your seatbelt, baby.

How does it feel knowing you were able to break some poor girl’s jaw-specifically Beth Phoenix’s-with a mere slap to the face? Damn!
I’m proud of it. This isn’t ballet. I’m begging Beth Phoenix to come back. When she does, I hope I’m first on her hit list. Whenver she’s ready, she knows where to find me.

Bottom line, what are your thoughts on Bronson Pinchot?
I loved him as Balki on Perfect Strangers. But when he showed up on The Surreal Life, he was a big pervert. As a kid, I remember thinking, “Oh, he’s so silly, and he’s so funny,” and all that. But, whne you see him in real life, you realize he’s not the boy from Mypos with the sheep. Strange.

What are your thoughts on..ahem..adult entertainment?
I don’t have a collection, but I appreciate the fine art of those movies. Actually, I flew into New York with Joey Mercury once, and the rooms were reserved under my name. The hotel somehow switched our bills, and his showed an ambiguous pay-per-view charge of $14.99. But come on-give us a break, we’re on the road a lot.

As a tough girl, what are your thoughts on bunny rabbits?
I used to have one in college. He was a Netherland Dwarf named Hoppy. I loved him, but he was a pain in the ass to take care of. I tried to sleep with him one night, like a cat, and he actually chewed my bangs off! And, man, they poop all over. Every hop they take they leave something behind.

Would you watch a show called Great Khali’s Horticulture Hour?
Absolutely. Khali’s accent is fabulous. And he doesn’t know much English. Watching him talk about flowers would be fantastic.